As far as birthdays go, my most recent was perhaps the most productive if not the most interesting. It would appear my twentieth year has started with a several bangs rather than a whimper and with my advancing years comes a deeper sense of responsibilities.
To that end, I have decided that it would be wise to give my acquired pet spider a name. I obviously do now wish to go down the route of anthropomorphising a spider but it would be nice if I did not call him 'spider' all the time.
And I am at a loss as to what to call him. I believe it is a him because he does what he is told which would clearly not be the case if he were of the feminine persuasion.