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Jan. 3rd, 2012

012.

If one were interested in procuring a drink which was neither alcohol based nor composed entirely of the molecules H20, where would one go?

I have run out of tea and the loose tea at the market is funny colours and smells. Should I wish to drink something which reminded me of flowers, there is little doubt I would compose a plant-based drink.

Dec. 19th, 2011

011.

[Regulus]

Though I find the term 'loosing' ones virginity redundant as it implies one can find it again and use it, how exactly did you go about procuring your undead par-amour?

Thankyou for the card and gifts too. I found them particularly amusing, especially the dementor tree ornament.
[/Regulus]

It is snowing in London. ~~Apparently.~~

Nov. 24th, 2011

010.

As far as birthdays go, my most recent was perhaps the most productive if not the most interesting. It would appear my twentieth year has started with a several bangs rather than a whimper and with my advancing years comes a deeper sense of responsibilities.

To that end, I have decided that it would be wise to give my acquired pet spider a name. I obviously do now wish to go down the route of anthropomorphising a spider but it would be nice if I did not call him 'spider' all the time.

And I am at a loss as to what to call him. I believe it is a him because he does what he is told which would clearly not be the case if he were of the feminine persuasion.

Nov. 12th, 2011

009.

[Death Eaters]

Remind me again,

why we are carting around a dessicated corpse through miles of tunnels without magic?
And since we are on the subject, precisely why is it called a mummy when the body is male?
The mummy is bald. ~~And it smells.~~
It is worryingly brittle, if one were to attempt to bend its fingers in on itself it mig...
~~Does this count as Alecto's present, Narcissa?~~
Where is the exit?

[/Ward]

[Regulus]

Given the opposing sides we find ourselves on, what per chance is the statistical likelihood of us meeting up one evening? I find myself lacking logical, charted discussions.

Would it help if I were to promise not to kill you on sight?

[/Reg]

Nov. 7th, 2011

008.

[Private to Narcissa]

I am aware of the time constraints you must be under with a newborn but I was wondering if I might prevail upon your good nature and request a little bit of your time to seek an audience with you.
[/Private]

Is Molokhiya the Egpytian for Dragon-Poison? There is a muggle on the corner who claims he is selling soup but I do not believe him. I do not wish to poisoned nor do I wish to drink green sludge.
Perhaps I should make him drink it.

Oct. 14th, 2011

007.

Death Eaters

following this post.

Lunch was delicious

Oct. 4th, 2011

006.

[Warded to Death Eaters]

Why does there appear to be a complaining female voice emitting from the cupboard previously occupied by Flamel?

~~Did Zylphia get loose again?~~

And are we to feed it her or approach with extreme caution?

Sep. 28th, 2011

005.

[Public]

To My Fellow Journal Users/Readers/Purveyors.

I have been using these journals for quite some time and have noted with some interest the patterns and trends emerging over my own use and that of others. Naturally, having compiled this data and analysed it, I have come to some conclusions about their intended purposes and the manner in which they are being used by the Wizarding public.
To that end, I have decided to compile a list of suggested rules and social niceties to ensure the continued pleasant use of this form of communication:

Blood spatters are messy and often uncalled for cries of attention. I believe the issue might lie in a deep seated childhood
event.
The same applies to ink blots. If you are incapable of writing neatly, then I fear for the state your homework was turned in.
Criticism of others for their handwriting, spelling and other personal vagaries is uncalled for and unnecessary.
The word 'irrelevant' is over-used and rendered unnecessary.
I do not approve nor see the need for multi coloured ink.
Those with stab marks, scorch marks and burns clearly have poor aim and should consider investing in some duelling defence.
If we follow basic etiquette such as it is in day to day social contact then we can ensure that this form of communication remains a pleasant one for all involved.
Thankyou for your time and attention.

Sep. 24th, 2011

004.

[Warded to the Death Eaters and DE Supporters]

When I put a famed Alchemist in a cupboard and come back to retrieve aforementioned Alchemist, I do NOT expect to find him removed.

Who has taken my Flamel? Alecto?

Sep. 16th, 2011

003.

[Warded to the DE's]

Should any body require assistance with being transported to the makeshift Healing facility, raise your right arms. ~~That is if you still happen to have them.~~ I have arrived back at the convention and will facilitate in appraritions where possible.

ALECTO CARROW. WHERE ARE YOU? FLAMEL is speaking in Alchemy goblin gibberish. You are required. Come find me at once.

I would also appreciate it if you would be so kind as to stop bleeding over my journal. It is creating quite a mess.

Sep. 13th, 2011

002.

[Warded Private to DEs]

I HAVE FLAMEL.

~~He is old. And is still talking~~

Sep. 9th, 2011

001.

[Warded to Death Eaters]

I will shortly be making the journey from England to Egypt ~~due to recent developments~~. If anybody requires anything, there is an adequate owl service which will do deliveries. I am not a feathered friend.

[..] How clean is the location you have chosen for your base?